Dɪᴇ Lɪᴇʙᴇ ᴡᴀ̈ᴄʜsᴛ ᴍɪᴛ ᴅᴇʀ Eɴᴛғ
"Willkommen in Osterreich-- or in English, Welcome to Austria. Not to be confused with Australia. If you came here in hopes of seeing a Kangaroo, then kindly get the hell out of my country. Allow me to guide you."
Alles Erdreich ist Österreich untertan.
... and you belong to me.
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auftragstaktik:

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                                 “…You know, if I wasn’t used to you being an archaic man, I would be offended by your obvious stupidity… You could at least take advantage of the fact…………..”

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          “Coming from a brute, that’s quite the insult..! Now.. if only those cheap shots had any effect on me. I feel like you’ve gone soft, Gilbert.”

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                             D e f i n e your meaning of  WAR
                             To me, it’s what we do when we’re
                                                  [ ʙ ᴏ ʀ ᴇ ᴅ ]

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emberi asked:
SHIMMIES TOWARDS WINKS @

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lagrandenation:

Do you know what day it is?

15 July.

Do you know how many presents I got on 14 July?

1.

I’m disappointed with everyone.

If anyone needs me, forget about it, unless you’re going to apologise.

"Alas, poor Francis. Neglected on the most important day of the year.

How could any of us have forgotten you? What could have made this happen? Ah, yes. We care more about a sports tournament than we do you.

As an apology, I could pour an entire bottle of wine over your head. You could pretend that it’s rain, to put more emphasis on just how over-dramatic this little tantrum you’re throwing is— Oh, and if it makes it any better..

It’s left-over wine from celebrating the German’s success.”

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"I’m positive I didn’t get 1/10th as drunk as Gilbert or Ludwig were last night.

.. and that’s a good thing, I suppose.”

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{{ I finally finished my about page!! You can find it here, as well as my “please read” page here and my guidelines page here. Thanks!

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auftragstaktik:

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                            "Serious lack of consent here.”

          “I don’t need your consent.”

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severnayastolitsa:

[Blows cigarette smoke in his face. Good thinking, Alexei.]

I’m more important than you, at least.. How many people even know where Austria is. Really. 

Cocked a brow.

"When there’s only one Saint Petersburg and people can’t mistake you for a city in Florida, get back to me on that statement.”

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severnayastolitsa:

I’m not a nation.

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I’m a city. Saint Petersburg. Far more relevant than you these days it would seem.

"Oh, thank god."

"You’re not somebody important; I don’t have to feel bad for that."

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severnayastolitsa:

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It was a joke, first of all, I’m not really paralyzed. I’m…err. I’m. Sort of lame in one leg but that’s different than being paralyzed. 

Why would I be dying, anyways.

"They say a nation only truly dies when all have forgotten it’s very existence in the first place.. Frankly, I have no idea who you are."

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