Do you know what day it is?
Do you know how many presents I got on 14 July?
I’m disappointed with everyone.
If anyone needs me, forget about it, unless you’re going to apologise.
"Alas, poor Francis. Neglected on the most important day of the year.
How could any of us have forgotten you? What could have made this happen? Ah, yes. We care more about a sports tournament than we do you.
As an apology, I could pour an entire bottle of wine over your head. You could pretend that it’s rain, to put more emphasis on just how over-dramatic this little tantrum you’re throwing is— Oh, and if it makes it any better..
It’s left-over wine from celebrating the German’s success.”